35 Advisors to the President STEVE BANNON White House Chief Strategist • Investment Banker • Military experience • Media • His father worked hard, he works hard. Bannon resonates with the hard working and the productive. GARY COHN National Economic Advisor • Investment Banker • Got rich and rose to the top of Goldman Sachs engineering the financial coup d’Etat with Blankfein. • With Mnuchin, he has the smarts to rebuild the US economy — or to piratize it. • Of great importance to all of us will be whether Cohn’s inner “titan- ic turner” blossoms in his new position. • May experience Washington culture-shock. JARED KUSHNER Counselor to the President • Real Estate • Lawyer • Loyal Son-in-Law • Orthodox Jewish IVANKA TRUMP • Business experience • Loyal daughter • Jewish • Passionate about support for working moms. STEPHEN MILLER Counselor to the President • Politics KELLYANNE CONWAY Counselor to the President • Business experience • Pollster and campaign manager DON MCGAHN White House Counsel • Lawyer DINA POWELL National Security Council • Goldman Sachs Philanthropy • Egyptian heritage; fluent in Arabic • Helped Bush II engineer the Middle Eastern wars that killed 1mm + Arabs. • Used 10,000 women’s initiative and philanthropy for branding of Goldman during the bailouts and the engineering of housing bust — promoted to Goldman partner. • Specialty: putting lipstick on the face of highly profitable genocide. Congressional Leadership MITCH MCCONNELL Senate Majority Leader • Politician • Military Reserve • Lawyer PAUL RYAN Speaker of the House of Repre- sentatives • Politician • Business experience CHUCK SCHUMER Senate Minority Leader • Politician • Lawyer NANCY PELOSI House Minority Leader • Politician The Trump Family MELANIA TRUMP First Lady of the United States • Business experience DONALD TRUMP, JR. • Business experience ERIC TRUMP • Business experience See definitions of profiles on page 71 of this document. Titantic Turners Question Mark Piggies Scaredy Cats Scorpions 35